Alice (deathcookie) wrote in radioslash,
Alice
deathcookie
radioslash

I wrote the songs!

Take one copy of OK Computer, and add Radiohead slashiness and a bored burnyourbones and a slightly drunk deathcookie. These are the results! Well, erm, some of 'em. Warning for bad words and stuff, if anyone cares.



Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to fuck Ed's arse
I'm doing him from behind and I can't hear him gasp
What's that...? (I may be sucking him, but I'm not gay, honest)
What's that...? (I may be sucking him, but I'm not gay, honest)

When I write slash Thom will be up against the wall
And that minx Jonny has his mouth upon Thom's balls
What's that...? (I may be humping him, but I'm not gay, honest)
What's that...? (I may be humping him, but I'm not gay, honest)

A few drinks made you forget he's ugly
Soon you were fucking, twitching, squealing like a piggy
You don't remember
You don't remember
Why don't you remember his name?
He gave you head, man
He gave you head, man
Why don't you remember his name?
I guess you do (shit)....

Bend down, bend down
Come on bend down for me
Like Ed did
Like Ed did... yeah...

Bend down, bend down
Come on bend down for me
Like Ed did
Like Ed did... yeah...
Bend down, bend down
Like Ed did yeah!

That's it, sir
You're leaving
He's licked all of your foreskin
you fucked and he's creaming
The roadies sniggering at
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
Thom loves his bandmates, Thom loves his bandmates, yeah!




I will stop
I will stop at nothing
Say the right things
When erectioneering
I trust in you to lie on my cock

When I go forwards you go backwards and I ram you my meat

Rubber sheets
Bedroom ergonomics
It's just business
Cattle prods [interlude of screaming, 'cause dude, cattle prod!]
I trust in you to lie on my cock

When I go forwards you go backwards and I ram you my meat




Nipple police, arrest this girl, she writes bad slash
it's Thom and Jonny angst and it's another Marty Sue
Nipple police, arrest this girl, her woodland metaphors
are making my toes curl
and she has slashed my family

This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you slash with us!

Nipple police, I’ve written all I can, it’s not enough
I’ve written all I can, but I'm still on ateaseweb
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you slash with us

My laptop crashed, I lost my slash, I lost my slash
And my laptop crashed, I lost my slash, I lost my slash

My laptop crashed, I lost my slash, I lost my slash


I apologise for any songs I may have ruined...
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